我是谁?

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“叮咚,叮咚。”

是门铃响了。“请进。”卢博士说道。原来是一封报告需要自己签字,他签下了卢博士三个字然后开始沉思:我到底是谁。

老子他妈好像是卢本伟,在拿了亚军后退役,为什么不再拼搏一把?人言可畏罢了,老子赢了,人们都说:太好了,我们赢了。我输了人们只说:哎呀,他们输了。所以我不再向曾经的梦想冲刺。来到直播,不得不说,斗地主真好玩,我找到了一个新天地,绝地求生。终于拿下了29杀的惊人战绩,质疑声随之而来,烦死了,他妈的,我骂了个痛快,也埋葬了这块天地。

吾似乃卢俊义也,出于北京城大名府,后宋公明出毒计骗吾之于梁山,遂落草乎,吾仆之燕青,未曾弃吾之罪,吾本因死,其救我于公人之中,落草于吾之后。一日忽遇石碑,其之封吾为天罡星玉麒麟卢俊义也,知天道也,吾平生力求招安,乃与宋公明应也,未曾想之奸臣当道,害吾之水银堕之吾肾,后醉酒入水,呜呼!可怜西北玉麒麟,屈在水中无人知。

I seem to be Tylen Lue. In the NBA, I’m just an unknown player. The only highlight may be the finals with the Philadelphia 76ers. I have an average playing time of 14.1 per game, although many people only remember that I was Iverson swayed, Iverson stepped over me, but I won. Some people say that I guarded Iverson, and some people said Kobe guarded Iverson, but it doesn't matter, just remember that we won. After retiring, I chose to be a coach and won two championships, but I was tired. Although I was still a coach, sometimes I would go to other places instead of the basketball court.1

我似乎是卢孟实,先在福聚德打工,看尽了人间百态。老掌柜不行了,把店托付给我,我知道,一定不能辜负老掌柜的信任,我严明纪律,禁止偷懒,又不失人情的告诫了厨师罗大头。我大搞改革,降低成本,与军统讨好了关系福聚德开始蒸蒸日上。我寻觅到了自己的真爱。但是老掌柜的两个儿子却只顾自己,一直在捣乱,真是要了我的命。最后在各方的打击下,我终是辜负了老掌柜,离开了福聚德。

咱好像是卢二狗,我和狗熊做过斗争,我被猴子戏耍过,我也曾抓过老虎,我还打过白熊,俺和大马猴一起干过无数坏事,偷过鸡,摸过狗,卖过动物……我厌倦了这种生活,决定改变自己。

我到底是谁。为什么我想不起我的名字,为什么所有人都叫我卢博士。卢博士痛苦的想着。

哦,我是卢本伟,是卢俊义,是泰伦卢,是卢孟实,是卢二狗。我是卢的代表,他们组成我,我即是他们。万卢于我之中,我于万卢之中。

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